Alanis New Single...

UNDERNEATH

Weekend....

Friday Night with John Lennon....

Johns music still holds true...

Harvey Korman....

Feb. 15, 1927 - May 29, 2008

"It takes a certain type of person to be a television star, I didn't have whatever that is. I come across as kind of snobbish and maybe a little too bright. ... Give me something bizarre to play or put me in a dress and I'm fine."

Sharon Stone Puts Foot In Mouth....

Damn it!!...she was looking so good all week in Cannes.....and just when it appeared that Sharon Stone might be on the comeback trail, she puts her damn foot her her mouth. Everyone knows its a dangerous combination...Cannes, champagne, a pretty dress, the red carpet and a MICROPHONE!!....Sharon made the mistake of expressing her personal views with a Hong Kong news crew about the earthquake in China, ...and of course it had to be on a slow news holiday weekend!

Now the world is attacking her and China is completely villanizing her.

Christian Dior has ended her lucrative contract as their spokesmodel.

Heres the interview:

I say we all forgive Sharon for her inappropriate comments and concentrate on the fuckers of the Chinese National Olympic Commitee ..who are busy making their homeland look like Disney World as the rest of the world is about to visit.

I bet their lovely Olympic Village has been built with the hard labor of many political prisoners!!

Now lets remember Sharon at her best:

This Ones For My Neice Ashley the Hula Hoop Quuen...

Ashley....The Hula Hoop is Making a Come Back....Practice Practice.....You Could Do This!!....Love you, Uncle.

Celebrity Retard....

Quote of The Day....

"It is no longer good enough to cry peace. We must act peace, live peace, and live in peace"..... Shenandoah proverb

2008 Cannes Film Festival Award Winners....

Palme d'Or
ENTRE LES MURS (THE CLASS), by Laurent CANTET

Grand Prix
GOMORRA (GOMORRAH), by Matteo GARRONE

Special Prize for the 61st Festival
UN CONTE DE NOËL (A CHRISTMAS TALE), by Catherine DENEUVE
L'ÉCHANGE (CHANGELING), by Clint EASTWOOD

Award for Best Director
ÜÇ MAYMUN (THREE MONKEYS), by Nuri Bilge CEYLAN

Award for Best Screenplay
LE SILENCE DE LORNA (LORNA’S SILENCE), by Jean-Pierre et Luc DARDENNE


Award for Best Actress
LINHA DE PASSE, by Sandra CORVELONI


Award for Best Actor
CHE, by Benicio DEL TORO


Jury Prize
IL DIVO, by Paolo SORRENTINO

Sydney Pollack....

Sydney Pollack

July 1, 1934 – May 26, 2008

"If you have a career like mine, which is so identified with Hollywood, with big studios and stars, you wonder if maybe you shouldn't go off and do what the world thinks of as more personal films with lesser-known people. But I think I've fooled everybody. I've made personal films all along. I just made them in another form."

Sydney Pollack made so many great films with iconic performances....here are a few of my favorites.

George Michael on Idol...........

He's Amazing!!

Memorial Day Weekend....

Going to home see my family for the Holiday weekend....

Have a great Memorial Day!

Be Safe.

IDOL WINNER!!

IT WAS AN UPSET ON IDOL TONIGHT!!

BY 12 MILLION VOTES THE WINNER OF AMERICAN IDOL IS

DAVID COOK!!

96.5 MILLION VOTES WERE CAST....A WORLD RECORD.

CONGRATULATIONS!!

AMERICAN IDOL.....

Ok I will admit it...Once again, I got sucked into another season of the vortex known as "American Idol".

Tonights final performance is the "Battle of the Davids."

David Archuleta and David Cook.

I think this year its strictly going to come down to who is the most popular. They both have good voices and neither one has an outstanding stage presence.

So strictly for the entertainment factor, im going to pick David Archuleta. He is the younger of the two and I swear if they announce his name tomorrow night as the new American Idol, he is going to loose his crazy little mind...literally.....I predict he will cry, piss his pants and pass out......Now thats good TV!!

DAVID ARCHULETA

DAVID COOK

Dylan Golden....

My nephew Dylan - 1 month old....

Im going to meet him for the first time this weekend!!
Dylan and his big brother Robbie

Dylan and his sister Ashley

MADONNA TICKET SALES....

Madonna sold out THREE nights at Madison Square Garden this morning in less than 45 minutes!!

Most of the tickets for the October shows were $350.00+ each!!!

Im going through a moment of struggle with what seems to be her

OUTRAGEOUS GREED!!

How much is ENOUGH?

Instead of "Sticky and Sweet Tour" how about...

"Im Turning 50 and Free Tour"??

Brad and Angelina in Cannes....

WOW

Hello KItty Has A New Job....

Japan's ubiquitous ambassador of cute — has built up an impressive resume over the years. Global marketing phenom. Fashion diva. Pop culture icon. Now the moonfaced feline can add "government envoy" to the list. The tourism ministry on Monday named Hello Kitty as its choice to represent the country in China and Hong Kong, two places where she is insanely popular among kids and young women .

This is the first time Japan has named a fictional character as its tourism ambassador.

The Associated Press notes that "according to her official profile from Sanrio, Hello Kitty lives with her family in London. It does not mention how often she visits Japan."

Its a Quiet Rainy Sunday....

EUROVISION SONG WRITING CONTEST....

The Eurovision 2008 Song Writing Contest has begun and this year 43 countries have submitted original songs. The competiton started on May 10th in this years host country Belgrade, Serbia. The finals take place on May24th.

The Eurovision Song Contest is one of the longest running television shows in the world. It was on the 24th of May, 1956, that Europe saw the first ever Eurovision Song Contest. After 52 runnings, the contest is one of the most loved tradions in European television. Millions and millions of people from all over Europe vote.

I will post the winner on May 25th.

Here are a few of this years entries/performances.
ROMANIA

UKRAINE

SWEDEN

GREECE

RUSSIA

TURKEY

ICELAND

GERMANY

NORWAY

Amy Winehouse and Dionne...

Amy Winehouse and her 12 year old god daughter Dionne.

Marc Jacobs....

Marc Jacobs in the latest edition of Interview Magazine...

I love these pics!

Its a Beautiful Saturday...

THE SAUDI'S FUCK GEORGE W BUSH...

George W. Bush visited Saudi Arabia this week to ask them to produce more oil to help lower gas prices here in the United States.....THEY TOLD HIM NO!!

STUPID SACK OF SHIT...EVEN THE SAUDI'S THINK HE'S AN ASSHOLE.

remember this from Farenheit 911??

Little Darlings...

Remember this?? Classic!!

Tatum O'Neil and my all time favorite teen actress Kristy McNichol...I had a poster of Kristy on my bedroom wall.

Scarlett Johansson...

The super talented and sexy actress Scarlett Johansson has released her first CD, its a collection of Tom Waitts covers....here is her first single "Fallin Down".

Friday....

Its Friday....whats up for the weekend??

Earthquake in China....

This photo breaks my heart.

Parents at a makeshift morgue on Wednesday in Juyuan, China, held the body of their child, killed in Monday’s earthquake.

Due to the governments policies on controlling overpopulation, most of China consists of single child families.

The earthquakes devastation is so severe that the government issued a rare public appeal Thursday for rescue equipment as it struggled to cope with the disaster.

Hopefully, no one will be forgotten and everyone around the world will receive the help they need.

Brad and Angelina....

Brad and Angelina on the red carpet in Cannes today.

BEAUTIFUL!

DOLLY PARTON V.S. HOWARD STERN....

Howard Stern pulled a prank on Dolly Parton and Dolly is not happy about it.

Here's what Dolly had to say:"I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this."

Howard screwed with the wrong person this time.

Dolly's a tough bitch who will kick Howards ass!!

Love her!

CALIFORNIA LEGALIZES GAY MARRIAGE!!!

California's supreme court ruled that a ban on gay marriage was unlawful Thursday, effectively leaving same-sex couples in America's most populous state free to tie the knot in a landmark ruling.

In an opinion that analysts say could have nationwide implications for the issue, the seven-member panel voted 4-3 in favor of plaintiffs who argued that restricting marriage to men and women was discriminatory."... limiting the designation of marriage to a union 'between a man and a woman' is unconstitutional and must be stricken from the statute," California Chief Justice Ron George said in the written opinion.
BRAVO!!!

Sofia Coppola....

Happy 37th Birthday Sofia!

Sofia Carmina Coppola is an American film director, actress, producer, Academy Award-winning screenwriter,fashion muse and Pop Culture Icon. She is the third female director, and only American woman, to be nominated for an Academy Award for Directing, the other two being Lina Wertmüller and Jane Campion. For more info on Sofia's career go here : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sofia_Coppola

Lost in Translation

White Stripes Video Directed By Sofia featuring Kate Moss

Marie Antoinette

Virgin Suicides

Sofia Mini

Godfather 3

Holy Cow !....

This big beautiful gals name is "Chilli".....She is a 6'6" tall Friesian bullock who weighs over a ton and is from Somerset, England.

9-year-old Chilli is currently being assessed by the Guinness Book Of Records for the title of Britain's tallest cow.

SUE SIMMONS DROPS THE " F" BOMB ON LIVE TV..

I consider Sue Simmons to be my first friend in NYC. When I moved here, I use to watch her everyday on "Live at 5". I have always liked and enjoyed her a great deal. To me this clip is hysterical and after her initial embarrassment, I hope Sue got a big laugh over it too.

A TRUE HERO....

R.I.P

Noble Peace Prize Nominee Irena Sendler — credited with saving some 2,500 Jewish children from the Nazi Holocaust by smuggling them out of the Warsaw Ghetto, some of them in baskets — died Monday, she was 98.

To read more about Irena go here:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080512/ap_on_re_eu/obit_sendler

Tonight Say A Prayer....

Say a prayer tonight for everyone around the world who are victims/survivors of all the recent natural disasters.

Mother Earth must be angry.