Air Bus - A 380 arrives in NYC....

Jesus this makes me nervous.....ok, ok im a bit of a nervous flyer!

The worlds first DOUBLE DECKER airplane arrived at JFK airport in NYC today from Dubai ( of course!). Do we really need this gigantic thing flying over our heads? Its fuel efficient, has coach, business, super deluxe first class and seats over 450 passengers blah blah blah..... pretty much just alot more room for me to run around and yell "We're all gonna die!"

Coach class seating...Whenever I get on a plane and the flight attendant greets me, I swear I hear them say "Welcome to your horrible death Sir".
....and is she going to wear that hat thing throughout the entire flight?....its gonna look pretty with coffee stains and lip stick all over it.

OK.....now were talkin! First Class seating.

and your seat folds out completely flat into a bed.....perfect after my 4 martinis, 3 Valium and 1 Xanax!

Now get this.....every First Class passenger will have an opportunity to use this deluxe bathroom for 25 minutes.....in that 25 minutes they can TAKE A 5 MINUTE TIMED SHOWER!!....now, first of all, I seriously hope they have more than one shower, because its just going to turn into one big semon stained cesspool with everyone joining the Mile High Club! Also, you know how plumbing is... so now I will also be worrying that this huge god damn flying death trap is going to FLOOD!Oh sorry Sir, I forgot to knock!
5 minute shower....im gonna look real cute going back to my seat with shampoo still in my hair!

Business Class........nice but boring...... what is that little shelf in the corner for?Hideous...Looks like my office!....what do you have to do? answer AOL customer service calls during the flight?
ANOTHER cocktail sir?

If you ever travel on this plane... let me know and I will post your experience on the blog!!